I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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