This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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