You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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