So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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