Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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