Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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