So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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