Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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