We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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