i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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