Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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