is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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