So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I need to sanitize my soul.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
