Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He has the fingertips of a God
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