the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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