You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you never un-have a 4some
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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