she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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