If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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