i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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