guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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