Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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