normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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