All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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