Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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