super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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