I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I have post one night stand depression
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