Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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