My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the day after is always just damage control
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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