Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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