She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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