His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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