just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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