We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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