next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you will always have a special place in my vag
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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