Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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