I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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