He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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