I will die if light touches me.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
