Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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