he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
