I looked at my own cervix.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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