the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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