he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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