around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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