Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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