Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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