I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The air was thick with penises
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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