The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
