i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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