Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
