Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
