Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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