69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
